Night mouse

S'pose ya could say the mouse in the house is part of the family now. Used ta drive me crazy hearing it scurrying around in my kitchen at night, and catching it,putting it out and having it back the next night. What the hell, so I have ta sterilize the counters every morning, no biggie. As long as it stays outa my food and in the kitchen no harm no foul.
Self: your weird.
I know, but what can ya do when ya live in a shoe.
Self:?
No idea, night self, night mouse.