Rise and ebb

I was just full of it earlier..yesterday too, but now..myah.
But I gotta post somthin', bin a while. So..
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Self?
Self: Sorry, got nothin'.
Rainin', yup. Usaully that's a good thing ta get the juices flowin'.
..not today though.
Self: Notice your talkin' to yourself, maybe ya could talk about your mental problems..
Bite me.
Ommmmumumum, speakin of moms! Nah, too tedious.
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Self: Give it up.
Self: Hey, how bout that hot babe ya talked to at the marsh today?
Oh ya right, what were the first words out of my mouth again?
Self: I think they were-
Hey I don't think your allowed to walk your dog here!
Self: Smooth.
Very.
Self: Ya kinda smelled like goose poo too I think.
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Self: So we doin' the "Self" thing then?
Apparently, cause your just so fuckin' fun to talk to!
Self:..
Sorry, notice the fangs on her?
Self:Fangs?
Yeah, pointy things in her mouth.
Self: And ya noticed this..why exactly?
I dunno, was wondering why myself.
Self: and?
And what? I was roaming around in the woods all day maybe I was feeling..Primal, I dunno what the fuck?
Self: You need help.
I know, she did have a nice bum though eh?
Self: Oh yeah.
Self:..
What?
Self: Be gentle.
Fuck you! I aint playin' tonight!